The First Tweets

As a growing tadpole in the 1970s, I remember discovering the mischievous humor of the NY Times capsule movie reviews.  Buried in the TV listings, these one-line confections were whipped  up by the legendary Timesman Howard Thompson.   For millions of late night old-movie fans, Thompson’s opinions pretty much determined what you’d be watching after 11:30.

Hmm, incredibly terse reviews that grabbed  people’s attention and influenced behavior. Could it be that proto-tweeting was taking place  in the old media world? I thinks so, and Thompson gets the credit as the true inventor of the micro-blog genre. To get a feel for Thompson’s handiwork, I’ve listed a few examples with character counts (which are well below Twitter’s 140 limit).

Editor’s note: your movie going experience will have to pre-date Star Wars.

BIKINI BEACH — Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello. You’re only young once. With this, be glad of it. (84)
THE GUNS OF NAVARONE — Gregory Peck, David Niven, Anthony Quinn, Irene Papas. Allied commando mission. Strong on scenery but weighs 10 tons. (118)
PAINT YOUR WAGON — Clint Eastwood, Jean Seberg, Lee Marvin. Elaborate but rather squatty western with nice music, via Broadway. Clint sings like a moose. (130)